I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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