my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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