Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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