is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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