imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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