Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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