So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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