Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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