Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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