Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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