I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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