Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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