Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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