dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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