His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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