I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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