I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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