Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize