do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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