Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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