so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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