He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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