hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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