Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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