they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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