Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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