Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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