We're facebook friends in real life
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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