for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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