Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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