The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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