I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
