I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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