i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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