I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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