Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Randomize
