oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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