Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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