i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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