why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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