There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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