I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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