girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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