Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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