why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
You're a waste of cheezeits
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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