i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
