break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
