am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I touched a dick in church today
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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