GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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