I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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