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Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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