Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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