im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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