to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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